Thinking Outside the Apple Basket
Why keep the delicious fragrance of apples confined to your
kitchen? It also can
be a great addition to your bath.


I wish I could tell you why this is labeled a “Kids’ soap.” It was just my good luck that I discovered another great use for this amazing product. It creates the perfect shaving lather! There I was, standing in my skivvies; going through every drawer in the bathroom after all the oomph went out of my arousal can of shaving cream. Don’t you just hate that?

That’s when I noticed the Apple Foaming Soap on the sink, just egging me on to give it a try. I had my doubts. After all, I was well beyond childhood. Perhaps if I rubbed the sweet-smelling foam on my face and neck, the lather would cause my vocal chords to revert back to my pubescent state, when I sounded like that guy in the Four Seasons with the perfect falsetto, followed by an anguishing year during which I couldn’t say a single sentence without my voice breaking. There went my singing career. At least I didn’t need to shave back then. But I digress.
Do kids still take apples to their teacher to get on her or
his best side?
Perhaps today a smart-thinking youngster might consider
showing up for class with a bottle of Watkins Kids’ Juicy Sweet Apple Foaming Hand Soap,
letting her know it will make her hands smell like a freshly sliced
apple, or letting him know their dad uses the all-natural foaming liquid
as the perfect alternative to destroying the ozone layer with an arousal can of
shaving cream!
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